December 2010
21 posts
“Why do people say ‘fat people are lazy’? Fat people get up and make or buy...”
– (via kellyoxford)
Christmas convos.
Grandma: Do you have your ears pierced Christa?
Me: Yeah...
Grandma: That was the best thing I've ever done for myself.
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Grandma: (opens gift of makeup) Oh, how nice. Now I can be beautiful.
Good news.
Just found out that the famed Gregory Brothers (those responsible for the Bed Intruder and Double Rainbow songs) have covered one of my favorite songs, “The Dress Looks Nice On You” by Sufjan Stevens, and it is due out in March, along with 14 other remade songs from the album Seven Swans.
Eat your heart out, life!
Finals: Homo
Mom: Hi. What are you doing?
Me: At the library studying for my organic chem exam.
Mom: Homo.
Me: Excuse me?
Mom: I meant to spell GOOD. sorry.
Heart Problems
Mom: 3>
Mom: damn. that didn’t work.
Mom: how do you get the three to turn around
